just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
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