I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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