yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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