bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
I FOUND THE LEGS
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
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