why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
He called his prostate his "boner button".
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
Randomize
