Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
wow bdsm is so cute
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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