i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
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