eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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