Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
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