was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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