Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
So...no?`
so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
I seriously don't understand how you keep getting laid.
Because I'm like the spider of false hope. I spin elaborate tales and snare them in my web of utter disappointment. They soon realize their mistake, but by then it's too late.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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