The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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