Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
Will exercising make me less horny?
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