that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
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