Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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