Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
No more Irish car bombs ever.
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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