he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
Randomize
