You work out of a Hotel?
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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