Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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