would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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