i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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