what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
i love accidental penises.
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
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