Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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