question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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