quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
No matter how drunk I am, I will take the time to wipe a pube off the toilet seat.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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