I dont know whether to be proud of myself for not driving, or being proud that i was so messed up I couldnt drive
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
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