But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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