you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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