Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
PANTIES FOUND
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