Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
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