you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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