just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
420 ftw
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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