new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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