Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
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