Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
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