I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
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