On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
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