I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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