is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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