Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
I just had a girl text me from knoxville "come see me. we'll go for drinks and I can make you breakfast"
how do you like your eggs?
over tits
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
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