So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
Quick, to the slutcave!
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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