so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
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