sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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