I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
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