That's intense
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
i drank out of a bidet.
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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