can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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