If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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