I wish I only lived at night.
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
At the hospital, the nurse kept telling me that i either had appendicitis, a tubular pregnancy, or an ovarian cyst. I kept asking if i could just have chlamydia instead...
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
as a side note pls kill me
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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