its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
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