i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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