I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
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