Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
Guess who got arrested for public drunkiness, and called jimmy johns for the entire station last night instead of someone to bail me out? The cop that arrested me drove me home. Win.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
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