He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
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You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
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