I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
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