We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
Randomize
