i barfeds in our rink
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
turns out the guy i was dating because he was a cop was not actually a cop. i learned this as he got arrested by real cops.
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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