No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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