Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
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