She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
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